Dustin Johnson the No. 1 ranked player in the world and the pre-tournament favorite after winning his previous three starts on the PGA Tour, slipped on wooden stairs and fell on his back in a “freak accident”. He joins Tiger Woods as the only other world No. 1 to not compete in the Masters. Johnson said he was wearing socks when he slipped on a couple wooden steps while leaving the home that he is renting in Augusta on Wednesday night. He landed on his left side and bruised his elbow. Johnson said he will be fine in three day so if this happened on Monday, he would have been fine to golf.

So lets get down to the real talk. So Dustin Johnson the No. 1 ranked golfer in the world pulls out of the biggest event of the year. What the deuce is this man thinking. This could be one of the largest pay days of his career. Not only is he not getting paid this week but also is he being called a giant pussy. This is not only an embarrassment to his golf career but to his family as well. What the deuce Dustin. You fucked up big this time, maybe you shouldn’t be walking outside when its wet in your socks…dumb ass.